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Offensive Crayons

Offensive Crayons - Porn Pack

Regular price $10.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $10.00 USD

Finally, a pack of crayons as dirty as your browser history. We’re bringing you all the excitement of tentacles, ASMR, and cat girls, but with none of the actual imagery that would turn on your step-sister.

This pack contains colors like “Anal Bleach Peach”, “Just the Tip Teal”, “I Think I’m Going to …Cream”, and other groan worthy colors.

  • 24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22-23 different, since we used the cheapest labor we could find
  • OUR MONEY BACK GUARANTEE (that they’re actually crayons – no promises for anything else)